thr3LoadR: is that you,  naraht?
Naraht: yup
thr3LoadR: Well, then - Shinehed put in the good word for  you- like he would know- I can't be too careful.
Naraht: told you so yesterday
thr3LoadR: young enough to get carded, old enough to actually have a card. even though it's forged. so, SHinehed tells me you guys want my help hacking. GOLLY GEE! it's nice to be wanted.
thr3LoadR: Nano something, right?
Naraht: nanowerx
thr3LoadR: right- Nanowerx. hacking's always fun and my social calendar's pretty light these days. I'll consider helping you.
Naraht: goody
thr3LoadR:  But, before we begin this relationship,  you need better security. 
thr3LoadR: Getting zapped by a packet sniffer? VERY smooth.
Naraht: byte me
thr3LoadR:  I'll send you something to protect your system.
Naraht: groovy
thr3LoadR:  not 'coz I'm a good Samaritan- just don't want you bringing the Man down on MY head.
Naraht: but I AM the man!
thr3LoadR: "The Man" = Authorities.  so, this program I'm sending you- I call it "SNITCH"- it will autodetect a packet sniffer on your system and report where it came from.
Naraht: thanx, sorry I'm a little distracted, what with the terrorist attacks today
thr3LoadR:  crap, got some unfriendly activity on my line . L8R.
Naraht: bye
thr3LoadR: Auto Response:  thr3LoadR is Offline.