In the not to distant future, Next Sunday AD, There was a guy named Joel, Not to diffrent from you or me, He worked at Gizmonic Institute, Just another guy in a red jumpsuit, He did a good job cleaning up the place, But his bosses didn't like him, So the shot him into space! We sent him cheezy movies, The worst we could find, He'd have to sit and watch them, While we'd moniter his mind. But now there's a major energy crisis, Which keeps us from our main devices, We'll send him spam and bad fan-fics, He and his bots, will be unable to resist! Robot Roll Call: Cambot: DOS Prompt! Gypsy: Use UNIX! Tom Servo: Fixed Width! CROOOOOOW!!: Kiss My ASCII! If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts, Just repeat to yourself : "It's just a post, I should really just relax, for Mystery Science Theater, 3072(kb)! [SOL] Joel: Welcome to the Satelite of Love. I'm your host, Joel Robinson. Tom: Joel..what's going on...Cambot look's funny. Joel: Well Tom, I'm glad you brought that up. You see, since there's this big energy crisis, what with California have blackouts, and the gas prices shooting through the roof, the mads decided to cut down on our energy input. Crow: So that's why this place looks more gloomy. I like it. Joel: Anyway, no instead of seeing movies, we're gonna have to read fanfics. Tom: Joy. (The yellow commercial sign starts blinking) Magic Voice: Commercial Sign Joel: Well, we'll be right back after a word from our sponsers. (Joel hits the light) Commercial Visit http://www.sev.com.au! Sev Trek, it's every laugh you wanted to have! [SOL] Tom: So Crow, (The Mads Light starts to flash) Tom: What? Already? Crow? Crow: You and your non-working arms. Yes Sirs? [Deep 13] (Dr. Forrester is angry, and TV's Frank is sleeping in the background) Dr. F: Where's Joel, why isn't he up there? [SOL] Tom: Oh, he was finishing up the invention for this week...here he comes now! (Joel enters with a small black box with and alarm clock glued to the top) Joel: Oh hello sir. [Deep 13] Dr. F: That had better be good. Anyway, me first! As you can see, Frank, being the lazy Troll that he is, is sleeping on the job. Normally, I'd beat him until he woke up, but I've invented something better. (Dr. Forrester hold up a dart with a ball in the middle...) Dr. F: I give to you, the coffee dart. I just throw it at Frank... (He does so. It hits Frank in the arm) Frank: Wha? Ow! Whoa, I'm awake, I'm awake! [SOL] Tom: Very nice Dr. Forrester....er I mean, very evil Dr. F! Crow: Yeah, good job..BAD job..now I'm confused. Joel: Relax Crow. Well sir, My invention is called the Time Jumper. I just set the clock, and the SOL will fast-forward in time. [Deep 13] Frank: So what? [SOL] Joel: Well, now we can skip right over the experiments. Bots: NO MORE MOVIES! HOORAY! [Deep 13] Dr. F: You're Bluffing, Frank, send them PokeGenie! [SOL] (Joel is fiddleing with the Time Jumper) Joel: And I just set that and... (Joel activates his invention...there's an explosion, lots of smoke. When it clears...) (The Movie sign goes off!) Mike: We've got Movie Sign!!! J&TB: WHA?!?!!? [Deep 13] Dr. F: Frank, hold on.. Frank: Righto Steve. (Frank pauses the Fan-Fic) [SOL] (Mike is a bit disorriented) Mike: Hey it's the other guy! Tom: Who are you? Crow: And what do you mean other guy? Joel's our Daddy! Joel: Hi, I'm Joel, and these are Tom & Crow. Mike: Yeah, I know. But what happened, I thought you had escaped with the escape pod, and [Deep 13] Dr. F: ESCAPE POD! FRANK! Frank: Oh hey, look, there's an escape pod on level 11 section 5! Dr. F: Disable it, destroy it! I won't have anyone escape! Frank: Done! [SOL] Mike: So instead of sending you all to the future, it brought be backwards. Joel: I think it's cause of the power drain. Welcome to the family! Tom: Umm, guys, the mads just destroyed the escape pod. Crow: Bummer. (The Fanfic light starts flashing again) ALL: We've got FANFIC SIGN!!! (Pandemonium) [Doors] (Everyone enters the theater, Joel carrying Tom. Mike sits in Crow's seat, and Crow moves down one.) > POKéGENIE Crow: Gotta Rub em All! Mike: CROW! Joel: He does this to you too? Mike: Yup, although he generally waits a bit. Crow: Swell, now I know what it's like to have two parents. > Chapter 01 Tom: Oh boy, here it comes... > Ash, Misty, and Brock were walking through the tropical Rubicund Mike: Crow, don't. Crow: Don't what? Mike: umm...don't worry about it. > forest, in search of rare jungle Pokémon. Ash was following a request Tom: Request: v. 1: To ask for. n. 1: The act of asking. Crow: Yeah, but what are it's attacks? Tom: Request is a question pokemon, who uses it's quest beam to make people ask stupid questions. Crow: Ooh, I need one of those! Joel: You two need to get out more. Mike: Hey guys, I just scrolled down...this is a LONG one... > of Professor Oak's, since he was in the area, and had nothing better to > do. Misty and Brock cast concerned glances at Ash, hoping that getting > lost and missing the Silver City Pokémon tournament wouldn't upset him > too much. A rumbling in the distance and the ground shaking caused the > three to stop. > "What's going on?" Ash asked a bit fearfully. Joel: My guess, the plot. Mike: Dr. F's sent you experiments with plots? Joel: Good point. It must be what passes for a plot. Mike: Ok, I was little worried there. > Brock calmly replied, "Oh that's the Stormflare volcano. It Tom: Doesn't exist in Kanto or Johto, or even the Orange Islands, but we're going there anyway. > erupts periodically. All Pokémon Trainers should know of it Ash. It's Crow: PokeRiffic! > the main source of Firestones and Thunderstones." Tom: I wonder if they have any Thundercats.... > "Brock, why would I care about where the Elemental stones come > from? I won't force a Pokémon to evolve, if it doesn't want to." Joel: And it's not from lack of trying! > "Pika-pi!" Pikachu stated from Ash's shoulder, while nodding his > head. Crow: AHA! Proof! Tom: Wha? Crow: And I quote, "while nodding HIS head" PROOF! that Pikachu is a boy! That'll be 15 RamChips Servo! Tom: No way! I'm not accepting some psycho fanfic author's view of Pikachu as fact. NO RAMCHIPS FOR YOU! Mike: RamChips? What are RamChips? Bots: GASP! Crow: No RamChips in the future! Tom: Delete me now, delete me now! > "Well you should know where they come from so you can take > precautions. You don't want Pikachu accidentally evolving." Joel: I wasn't aware that pokemon could accidentally evolve.... > Pikachu disappeared into Ash's backpack shouting, "Pika!" Tom: Ash, save me from this evil fanfic! > Misty, looking in the direction of the rumbling, asked, "Are we > in any danger from the volcano?" Crow: No, your lack of clothing should keep you cool. Joel: Crow...where does this come from? Crow: I dunno. > Brock replied, "Nah. Pokémon Trainers have been coming here for > years, and no one has been hurt. The big theory about Stormflare is Mike: That it was invented as a plot device, but failed. Tom: It was the dawn of the third age of Pokemon Crow: The name of the place, Stormflare volcano! > that it really isn't a volcano at all; it's a stone production plant." Joel: No, it's Dorothy Gale, from Kansas! Mike: Joel, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. > "Aw, heck with this. There are lots of rare Pokémon in these > woods and Professor Oak wants to see some," Ash said, while dashing off > into the forest. > "Ash, wait up," Brock said, running after him. > Misty sighed, shrugged and muttered, "He'll never learn." Mike: Math if he continues to skip school in search of Pokemon.. > ------------------------------------------------------ Tom: Insert line joke here. > Gary Oak was a bit upset. He had the perfect opportunity to Mike: "Slash debt. 70%!" but it turned out it was just spam. > humiliate Ash Ketchum and lost it, due to Ash's perpetual lateness. Tom: Is that even a real term? Joel: You're the walking encyclopedia.. Tom: Since when? Joel: The top of the post. > His preoccupation, with Ash's not showing up, threw him off and he was > knocked out of the competition in the second round. Jack Chase and > John Cypress, fellow Pallet town Trainers, offered Gary condolences on Mike: The loss of his mother. Crow: Hold on a minute. Pallet town had three houses. Ash's, Gary's, and Prof. Oak's. Where'd these two loosers come from. Joel: Stormflare Volcano? Crow: Hrmph. > his defeat. Gary acknowledged their words, but didn't hear them. He > was intent on one thing: proving he was a better Trainer than Ash > Ketchum. He found out from his grandfather that Ash had left for the > tropics on a mission. Mike: What happened to Stormflare Volcano? Tom: Where everybody knows you Pokemon! > *I will prove that I'm better than you, Ash,* Gary thought. > *Even if I track you across the world.* > His cheerleader squad started cheering Gary, "Gary, Gary he's > okay! He'll with the tournament another day! Go, Gary!" Tom: That almost worked as a cheer. The typo didn't help. The 2nd sentence is to long though. > "You're darn right I will. Just as soon as I defeat Ash." Mike: I'll get you Ketchup! Crow: Umm..Mike, that's Ketchum. Mike: D'Oh > Jack and John All: Went up the hill... > watched as Gary walked off in search of his rival. Joel: Or Ash, whomever came along 1st. > They looked at each other and shrugged. The two picked up their packs > and followed along. > "Who do you think is better? Ash or Gary?," John asked. Crow: Personally, I think Brock is Dreamy! Tom: No way!, Tracy is my hunky dreamboat! Mike: You two are sick. You do know that..right? > Jack replied, "As a Trainer? I don't know. But, that really > doesn't matter. Ash might not have as many Pokémon as we do, but he > has had some of the most exciting adventures." Tom: And I know this, because I own all the videos! Kids, buy you videos today! > John inwardly smirked as he said, "Yep. I would love to trade Mike: Inwardly smirked? wouldn't that be painful? Tom: My Caterpie for his Charizard! Caterpie sucks! Besides, Ash can't handle his Charrizard! > places with him. The giant Tentacruel, the battles against Team > Rocket, going into cyberspace: the list goes on and on. Just because he > was late getting to Professor Oak's, he's had all those adventures." Joel: Going into cyberspace? Tom: Umm..I think that might be the super special epilepsy Porygon special! But I haven't seen it cause SOMEBODY hasn't given me Japaneese translation algorithms. Joel: Tom, relax. It's not that important. > "Or, because we arrived on time," Jack countered. > "Well, there is that." Crow: That what? Mike: Huh? Joel: All those who wish this story would go somewhere, say "Aye!" All: AYE! > The pair ended their conversation, when they saw that Gary was > looking back at them. They waved at him, as they continued to follow. Crow: Gary is kinda dreamy though, huh? Tom: Yeah... > Both, hoping to share in some of Ash Ketchum's adventures, walked on. Mike: If they want to be wih Ash, why are they with Gary? Tom: And since when does Gary walk anywhere? Crow: Well, in the new Johto Episodes, Gary walks around... Tom: Yeah, but he isn't quite as intent on showing up Ash... Crow: Now that you mention it. I don't remember Gary EVER being this intent. > ------------------------------------------- > "What are those three up to now?" Jesse asked, as she spied on > Ash and company with a pair of binoculars." > "Who cares. Just so long as we nab Pikachu. Right, Meowth?" > "Would you two stop talking? They'll hear us," Meowth whispered > hoarsely. Crow: But he's a cat! > "All right already, Meowth," James stated calmly, while sniffing > a rose. "We'll hold it down." Mike: I call no Seal Songs! Bots: Oh man... > Team Rocket remained as quiet as they normally could and watched > the direction the trio went. After a few seconds, they realized that Joel: It might have been wiser to actually watch the kids instead. > had lost sight of them. Team Rocket quickly ran forward and fell into > a concealed pit. Crow: Damn apricots! > "Oh, where did this pit come from?" Jesse demanded. Crow: I just mentioned the Apricot! > James replied, "I thought they might come this way and..." > The feline member of the group said, "Come here." > --------------------------------------------------------- > Ash stood in a forest clearing, looking at what appeared to be a > red mongoose. He grabbed Dexter and pointed it at the Pokémon. Joel: Red mongoose? > Dexter stated, "This is Pyromon. A mongoose Pokémon that uses > fire. It is very rare." Tom: So rare in fact, it doesn't actually exist! > "A rare Pokémon? All right!" Ash said excitedly, as he grabbed > a Pokéball. "Pidgeot, I choose you." Crow: FOUL! Wait a minute! When Pidgeotto evolved to Pidgeot, it was to save the gang from the spearo, at which point Ash let it go. Tom: So he could have room in his line-up for more Johto pokemon, which is why he also looses Charizard, and my favorite, Squirtle. Crow: Yeah, the Johto starters are dumb. > Ash threw the Pokéball containing the bird Pokémon in it. > Opening, the ball released Pidgeot. Seeing the red Pokémon, Pidgeot > knew what its target was. Joel: Ash Ketchum! > "Pidgeot, gust attack!" Mike: Speaking of Squirtle, why isn't Ash using him? > Pidgeot sent a whirlwind towards the strange creature. The red Joel: Sea parted, and the Hebrews crossed to the other side of the Pokeworld. > Pokémon bounced against a tree and fell to the ground. It quickly > jumped to its feet and cast an angry look at Pidgeot. > "PY-RO-MON!!," the creature said, as it launched a searing red > bolt of flames at Pidgeot. Tom: Umm..I have another grammer flame if anyone's interested. Joel: Not now. Maybe later. Tom: Ok. > Pidgeot barely dodged the attack, and countered with a second > gust attack. The second attack spun Pyromon around like a top. Seeing Crow: HitmonTOP! > the wild Pokémon was dizzy, Ash threw one of his Pokéballs at it. The > ball struck and opened up. A beam of red light engulfed the wild > creature and pulled it inside. Ash waited as the ball rocked back and > forth. After a second, the rocking stopped and the light in the center > of the ball went dim. Mike: Matching the guy who threw it. > "All right, I've got Pyromon," Ash stated as he picked his ball > up and stood in his victory pose. > The Pokéball flickered and vanished, sending Pyromon to Professor > Oak for safe keeping. The light from the vanishing orb disturbed some > long, black creature in a nearby river. Seeing it, Ash pointed Dexter > at it. Tom: It: A Scary Clown Pokemon, created by Stephen King. > "This creature is an electric eel. It is normally found in the > depths of the ocean. When found near the surface, it is probably > hunting for food," came Dexter's report. Joel: Dexter, I think you deserve an A for that report. Tom: An A! I deserve an A+! You're Steeeewpid. Everyone in this Steeeewpid school is Steeeeewpid. I'm going to my LabOratOry! > "A water Pokémon. This one's mine," Mist said as she sent Staryu > to soften it up. Mike: I thought eels were soft. Come to think of it, I thought they were real, not pokemon. > Once she felt the eel was ready for capture, she sent a Pokéball > at it. The ball hit the eel and sunk into the water, without opening. Crow: Haha! > Dexter said, "The electric eel is not a Pokémon." Tom: Misty, you are Steeeewpid! Crow: Tom, that's getting old. > Misty, annoyed, said, "Now it tells us. Ash, can't you get that > thing to speak faster?" > "Er. Um," Ash managed before being distracted by something. Mike: Oooh, shiny.... > The electric eel passed by a bunch of yellow glowing rocks, that Joel: Had come from the Nuclear Power Plant in Springfield! > were laying on the riverbank. The recent scuffle and the eel's > splashing sent a number of the rocks into the water. One struck the Mike: Main character, causing Ash to go into a coma. > eel, who responded instinctively with an electric shock. The > electrical energy interacted with the yellow stone and caused it to Tom: Get pissed off, and storm off. Hehe, get it, STORM off! Tom: I hate you all. > glow brighter. The stone exploded in a shower of miniature lightning. > Some of the bolts struck the other stones and started a chain reaction, Mike: Ooh, Chain Lightning! That spell kicked ass in Diablo! Tom: Diablo? That's so 1990s, Diablo II is where it's at! > with the eel in the middle of it. Once the electrical display died Crow: Display? I thought it was an Eel! > down, the electric eel started glowing. After a few seconds passed, Joel: It had three eyes, just like Blinky! > the eel had enlarged considerably and changed its color to a dark > purple with yellow specks. Misty and the others looked on as the six > meter long eel reared up out of the water and eyed them balefully. Joel: Ooh, balefire! Maybe it's a Wheel of Time Xover! Mike: Joel...don't even kid. This things long enough as it is. > Dexter continued, "However, if exposed to numerous Thunderstones, Tom: The plot can be bent, and it will be a pokemon. > it will evolve into Shockate. It is a very strong water/electric type > Pokémon." Crow: Tom, that was scary. Tom: Yeah, I'm a little spooked myself. > "Yep. You're definitely going to have to figure out how to get > your Pokédex to give us all the iormation at once," Brock stated, > while swallowing heavily. Crow: Ok, even I don't want to know. > Misty backed up and threw a Pokéball at Shockate out of reflex. Joel: Which is by Stratford on Avon.. Mike: Avon calling! Joel: *Sigh* > The ball struck the newly evolved Pokémon and sucked it inside. Misty Tom: Then set up a campfire, and it was Shockate suprise for dinner! > watched as the sphere dropped to the river bank and started rocking > back and forth. After it finished rocking, she picked it up and sent > it on its way to the Cerulean City gym. Crow: Where her sisters stole it. > Somewhat stunned, Misty muttered, "For a strong Pokémon, that was > certainly an easy capture." Mike: Cause just because I'm a gym leader, I can't seem to actually catch any decent pokemon! > "The shock to the system makes Shockate a very easy capture right > after its transformation. At that point, it is as resistant to a Joel: Well, being electric, I would think it would be a conductor, not a resistor. > Pokéball as much as a sleeping Caterpie is," Ash's Pokédex finally > finished. Tom: It's dinner of Shockate Suprise! > Walking away from the riverbank, Ash snapped the Pokédex shut in > exasperation and put it away. > "Come on," Ash called back over his shoulder. "Let's find a place > to camp out. We have lots of Pokémon to catch." Crow: We've already caught to unheard Pokemon, and Nintendo's furious! > Shrugging, Misty and Brock picked up their packs and followed. Tom: Ash to their doom! Mike: Ah, there's the dark Tom we all know and love! > A few minutes later, they found a perfect place to set up for the next Joel: Plot Point. Mike: With a plot like this, they could be here awhile. > few days. It was a shallow cave that could easily be blocked off to > prevent any wild Pokémon from surprising them at night. While setting > up camp, Misty made some comments. Mike: I think your webpage is really nice. I think that you should use more graphics, and make it load faster, but otherwise it's great! Please link to my webpage. > "That was weird seeing that non-Pokémon change into one." Tom: But I'm sure it was just a fluke, and it'll never happen again! > Brock shrugged and replied, "There's a theory about the various > stones as the originators of all the Pokémon. But, it takes a huge Crow: Track of Land! > amount of stones to do so. The electric eel is probably the easiest, > because it already has an affinity for electricity." > Ash said, "That's wild. Maybe we'll find some more new Pokémon > while were here. Eh, Misty?" Joel: Uhoh...I think I know where this is leading. M&TB: Where? Joel: Well...we know there will be a Genie. M&TB: Right. Joel: This Genie will probably be a Pokemon. M&TB: Right. Joel: This Pokemon will probably not be a Pokemon to start out. M&TB: Right. Joel: Therefore, I propose that Misty will be turned into a Pokemon. M&TB: Right....Huh? Mike: Wait a minute! Tom: Why Misty? Crow: Yeah, what about Jessie, or Gary? Joel: Simple. Misty already has a Genie-esk hairstyle. Wears Genie-esk clothing, and look at the last sentence. "Maybe we'll find some more new Pokemon while were here. El, Misty?" The author is aluding to the fact that Misty will be a new pokemon. Mike: You peeked ahead didn't you. > "Er. Yeah." Mike: I thought so! Joel: Hey! That was the story! > "Well, good night all. See you in the morning," Ash said as he > got into his sleeping bag. > Deciding that was the best thing to do, Misty and Brock also went > to bed. > --------------------------------------- > During the night, Misty woke up and walked outside, Crow: And became a pokemon! Tom: Et Tu Crow? > absentmindedly leaving her Pokéballs in the cave. She was still a Mike: Major character, so nothing bad could happen to her. > little unnerved about Shockate. She decided a walk would help her > clear her head. A bit further on, she saw flashes of red and yellow Mike: It was New Years, and they were missing the fireworks! > lights. Curious, she creeped closer and saw a group of Voltorbs > fighting some Growlithes. Misty kept quiet as she watched the battle. > "Must be fighting over territory," Misty whispered to herself. Joel: So much for keeping quiet. > One of the Voltorbs used the explosion technique to send a trio > of Growlithes flying. One of the Growlithes landed almost on top of > Misty. Seeing Misty, the Pokémon started yapping. The others hearing Tom: Was destroyed, cause of the explosion. > that one's bark, looked in that direction and saw Misty. The quickly > forgot about their struggle and headed towards her. Misty had started > running the minute that the Growlithe had seen her. She ran in zigzag > patterns to try and lose the wild Pokémon, without much success. While > looking over her shoulders, she missed the end of the ledge she was > running onto. Fortunately for her, the fall from the ledge wasn't that > great a height. Tom: Thrill at the exciting chase scene! > "Ow. That hurt. Now where am I?" Misty asked herself as slowly > got to her feet. Crow: Only to find herself becoming a pokemon! Mike: Crow! > Looking around she saw that she was in a natural bowl. Tom: Of delicious Pokemon cereal! Kids, buy some today! > Apparently the bowl was used as a dumping ground for Pokémon. It was Crow: The pokemon graveyard! > filled almost to the edge with red and yellow stones. Misty gulped as Joel: She drank her milk. Got Milk? > she realized that she was standing right in the middle of the bowl. > She looked up just in time to see a Growlithe unleash an ember attack Mike: Hold on, when did wild pokemon come to hate humans so much? > and a Voltorb let loose with a thunderbolt. The world exploded in an > orange haze. Tom: Nonono, it's Purple Haze! > ------------------------------------ > Ash jumped out of his sleeping bag and to his feet when he heard > a loud explosion. Crow: Oh my gosh! Misty's been turned into a pokemon! Mike: It's starting to look that way. Joel: I told you. Tom: I'm still not convinced. > "What was that?" he said, as he raced from the cave and grabbing > his Pokéballs on the way. All: (Except Crow) Crow! Crow: Honest, I wasn't going to say anything! > Ash saw an orange light coming from where he believed the > explosion to be. Throwing caution to the wind, he charged towards the > light. Pikachu raced along right behind him. He came to a stop when he Tom: Realized that he was dead, and had reached the light at the end of the tunnel. > saw a glowing orange mist. Grabbing Dexter, he pointed the Pokédex at > the cloud. Tom: Marajuana, a fun pokemon! > "There is no data on file. Preliminary readings suggest that > this is a Pokémon in its evolutionary state," came the readout. > "Sort of like Misty's Shockate," Ash said. He turned his hat > around and grabbed a Pokéball. "I'd better use an Ultraball for this. > I don't want it to get away." Mike: Wait, I thought when they were evolving they were easy to catch. > He launched the Pokéball at the cloud. It struck the target and > pulled it inside. The Pokéball dropped to the ground and started Joel: To get down and boogy! > violently rocking back and forth. Joel: I was close. > The ball bounced a few times into > the air as whatever it was tried to get out. An orange light > surrounded the Ultraball and caused it to spark and fizzle. Ash hoped Mike: That he had saved his receipt, so he could get a refund. > that whatever was going on wouldn't hurt the Pokémon. A few tense > minutes later, the ball finally came to a rest. The orange light > surrounding the ball flared up and died away, leaving the ball with > burn marks. Ash hesitantly picked up his Pokéball up and looked at it. Crow: I definatly need to get better balls. Mike & Joel: CROW! > "That was weird, but at least I've got me a new Pokémon" > After a few seconds, he noticed the ball wasn't flickering to > life to teleport to Professor Oak's. He pointed Dexter at the ball and > brought up the diagnostic screen. Tom: This pokeball is corupted. Please run ScanBall as soon as possible. I could do this for you, but I'm made by Microsoft! > "This Pokéball has been damaged due to the Pokémon's struggle to Crow: Get equal rights under the law! > get out. It is recommended that when this happens a Trainer should Joel: Let my pokemon go! Bots: When Pikachu was in Egypt Land! J&M: Let my pokemon go! Bots: Tell ole, Trainer, All: LET MY POKEMON GO! > take the ball back to where he received his Pokédex from and have the > ball repaired or the Pokémon transferred to a new ball. This is one of Mike: The seven deadly sins. > the very few situations where a Trainer can have more than six Pokémon > with him." > "Oh brother, wait until Misty hears about this," Ash muttered. Joel: Little knowing that Misty was the problem. > "She'll accuse me of putting a Pokémon at risk. Well, it looks like > this expedition has been cut short." Crow: What with my catching one of my friends in a pokeball and everything. > Ash sighed, as he put the damaged ball into the inner breast All: GAH! > pocket of his jacket. All: Whew... > He headed back to the cave, where Brock was Mike: Dreaming about all of the Nurse Joys, and Officer Jennys! Tom: Knowing Brick, you might not be far off. > still sleeping. He was so bothered by the damaged Pokéball that he Crow: But you just said Brock was sleeping! Joel: He means Ash. Crow: Oh. > didn't notice that Misty was gone as he went back to bed. > ----------------------------------- > Ash was woken by Brock shaking him. > "Ash, have you seen Misty? I can't find her anywhere." Mike: Yeah, she's in this busted pokeball! > "Um. No, Brock. The only time I went out was to catch a new > Pokémon." > Brock stood up and declared, "Well, she's gone Mike: Off to fight the war! > and left her > Pokémon behind, including Togepi." > "That's not like her. We'd better go search for her. Pikachu Tom: Thundershock! Crow: Thunderbolt! Mike: Thunder! Joel: Ever notice how as the names get shorter, the electric attacks becaome more powerful? > watch Togepi and Misty's other Pokémon while we're gone." Joel: And don't let Team Rocket steal them! > "Pika-chu," Pikachu said, while saluting. Tom: yeah right, as soon as you're out of sight, I'm running for it! > The two males started searching for Misty. They were very > careful not to disturb any wild Pokémon on their hunt. After about an > hour the two sat down to rest. > "Where do you think she's at?" Ash asked. Mike: I mean, besides my busted pokeball... > "I don't know," Brock replied and then changed the subject. "By > the way you said you got a new Pokémon. What is it?" Joel: I dunno, it just says Misty, over and over.... > "I have no idea. I caught it in the middle of its evolution. It > did put up an amazing struggle though. After we find Misty, we're > going to have to leave." > "Why's that?" Tom: CAUSE OUR BRAINS WILL BE MUSH! ARGH!!!!! Joel: Stay frosty Tom....the Chapter's almost over. Tom: Really! Joel: I hope so. > Pulling the damaged ball out, Ash replied, "The Pokéball was > damaged by the struggle and it won't teleport. I checked with Dexter > on this and the recommended course of action is..." > "To take it back to either have the ball repaired or the Pokémon > transferred. I know," Brock interjected. > Ash hit the button to bring the ball to full size. He figured Mike: Using his fingers and toes, since he had never gone to school. > since he was resting, he might as well try and clean it up. He fished > a handkerchief from his pocket and started rubbing away at one of the > burn marks. He quickly dropped the ball when he saw it start to smoke. Joel: Now kids, remember - Smoking is bad, even if you're a pokeball! > The smoke slowly became the form of Misty. She put her hands on her > hips and looked at Ash. > "Ash, how dare you do that to me." > Numb with shock, Crow: Aren't we all? > Ash used his Pokédex to get a reading on Misty. Mike: Unfortunatly, she lacked substance! > "This is an unidentified Pokémon" Tom: Or a person...I'm not sure anymore. > Misty grabbed the Pokédex from Ash and yelled at it, "I am not a > Pokémon." Tom: Yes you are. > "Well, Dexter says you are and you did come out of my Pokéball." > Misty stuck her nose up in the air and said, "Humph. It still > doesn't change the fact that I'm not a Pokémon. Remember Ash you still > owe me for a bike." Crow: And comming out of left field.... > Brock looked at the sky, "Oh no. Here we go again." Mike: Oooh, Everlear! Joel: Huh? > "Your bike, again? I wish you had a replacement bike. Maybe > then, you'd stop bothering me about it." Crow: It's not like I stole your bike and totalled it...oh wait... > Whatever was about to be said was stopped as for some reason > Misty blinked and nodded at the same time. After she did that, a new > bike appeared between Ash and Misty. Mike: And we have Genie. J&TB: Yea > "Huh? > "What?" Crow: Who's talking? Tom: I confuzeled! Joel: Tom? Tom: I just remembered that my remembery is Warning Warning! Danger Will Robinson! Joel: Uh oh.... > "What's going on?" Misty asked as she hugged herself and backed > away slowly. Mike: Tom's having a meltdown, nothing to worry about Misty.... > "Er. Misty, could you please tell us what happened last night?" > Brock asked. Joel: Can you two hold down the fort? I wanna go fix Tom. Crow: But can you leave the theater? Joel: I'm sure Dr. F. won't mind if I leave for a little bit, if he has you and Mike. Mike: Sure, go ahead. (Joel takes tom from the theater) > Misty nodded and related what she had done during the night. She Crow: told them of her 2nd job as a Pokeprostitute, and about the time she and Giovanni had.. Mike: Okay Crow...just because Joel is gone. Crow: Hrmph. > also related the depression where all those Fire and Thunder stones Mike: Just didn't feel like going on. Crow: But thanks to new Prozac Weekly, they are happy and productive members of society! Mike: Side-effects include bleeding, nausia, and depression! > were located and what had happened. > Ash then related what he did after he was woken by the explosion. > When he related the capture, Misty glared at him. > Brock nodded as he looked at the bike, "I see. I think I know > what has happened." Mike: Misty went into the cave, interupted a fight between Voltorbs & Growlithes. Fell into a Bowl of new Pokemon Cereal, now with Thunder & Fire Stones, became a pokemon Genie, and Ash captured her, frying his pokeball. Crow: Thank you Mr. Re-iterator > Misty looked at Brock and asked, "You do?" > Nodding, the former Gym leader said, "Yep. I used to tell > stories to my brothers and sisters about magical humans. Such as > genies. Which is what I believe you have become." > "A genie? How romantic," Misty said as she daydreamed for a > second. She quickly came to her senses. "Wait a second. You said I'm > a genie?" Mike: How romantic! Crow: Misty became stuck in the infinate loop, and died. The end. > "Yeah," Brock nodded. "Where do you think that bike came from?" (Joel re-enters with Tom) Joel: Did we miss anything? Mike: Well.. Crow: (Quickly) NO! > Misty took a good look at the bike. She shrugged as she got on > it and rode back to the cave. Tom: She wanted another hit of those Firestones, not knowing that they were unsafe. > Ash looked in the direction she went and said, "She seems to be > taking this well." Joel: This well, the one right here. With all of our water. Wait...if it's still here, I guess she isn't taking it. Crow: Joel, you really do seem to have caught Ash's intelect with your impression. Joel: Thank you. > "I don't think it has sank in yet." Tom: Sank In? Mike: Tom, not more grammer flames.. Tom: Joel says it's good for me to let these things out. Joel: You could just send them to /dev/null rather than vocalizing them. Tom: Where's the fun in that? > The pair quickly made their way back to where they left Pikachu > and Misty's Pokémon. They looked at each other when they saw that Crow: Team Rocket had stolen all of the pokemon, and gotten away with it. > Misty was calmly explaining what had happened to her to Togepi. Ash > looked outside and saw the Growlithe pack in the distance. > "Oh man, I wish I had a Great Ball so I could capture one of > them," Ash stated. Tom: If I had a great ball, I'd catch em in the morning. I'd catch em in the evening, all over this land! > Misty hearing Ash, walked over to the entrance of the cave. She > blink-nodded and summoned a Pokéball. Brock and Ash looked at the > Pokéball as it appeared and dropped to the ground. They both Crow: Were secretly in love with the Cerulean beauty, but neither could voice their love to her. Joel: Crow that was very nice. > sweatdropped. > "Misty, you might be an expert water Pokémon expert," Brock said. > "But, you are a lousy genie." Mike: Yeah, I said that I wanted the pokeball...not that there should be a pokeball on the ground. > "I'll say. Look at the size of that thing," Ash stated as the > Charizard sized Pokéball dropped to the ground in the middle of the > Growlithe pack. Tom: Killing them all! Mike: Tom. Honestly. > The giant Pokéball opened and sucked in the entire pack. After > the last Growlithe was sucked inside, it snapped shut and teleported > away. > "The Professor isn't going to like that," Ash stated. Joel: And Gilligan'll probably mess it up anyway. > Misty, feeling a bit angry at the comments, walked back into the > cave. The two males of the group looked at her, just before they were Tom: Shot by hunters. The males of the group, are highly prized for their pelts, but hunters generally ignore the females. > buried under a mound of Pokéballs. Misty had picked up Togepi and her > purse. She then mounted her bike. She looked on as the pair struggled > out from under the Pokéballs that she had summoned. > "You'd better find a way to change me back, Ash Ketchum" she said > loudly. > "M-misty return," Ash said as he pointed the burnt Pokéball at > her. Mike: That ought to shut her up! > After Misty was sucked inside with her Pokémon and bike, Ash > glanced at Brock. Mike: Wow! It worked! I wonder if we can patent the process! Crow: I'll say! If we could capture girls in pokeballs, I'd be the happiest guy in the world! > "Don't look at me. She's your genie." > Pikachu shook his head and said, "Pika-pika-pikachu. Pikachu-chu- > pika" Tom: Someone, anyone let me out of this fanfic! Joel: Your wish is my command Tom, look, it's the last line! > Crow: Yeah, I'll say. Lets get out of here! (All exit the theater) [The SOL Bridge] Tom: Joel that last line got me thinking. Joel: Yeah Tom? Tom: Well, it said "The more things change, the more things stay the same" well, we're reading fanfics instead of watching movies. Crow: Yeah. Tom: Mike's here, instead of in the future. Mike: Yeah Tom: That is what has changed, so if things stay the same, then the Mads'll ring up here and say there's more to this nightmare. (The Mads Light starts to flash) Crow: You and you big mouth. [Deep 13] Dr. F: Right you are Bobo! That was mearly Chapter 1 of 16! With more to come! [SOL] Tom: Bobo? Mike: Dr. Forrester, how'd you know Bobo? [Deep 13] Dr. F: What are you ninnies rambling about now? [SOL] Mike: Never mind sir. (Joel, who has been working on the time device, snaps it shut) Joel: There! Mike: You fixed it! I can go home??! Joel: Hopefully... (Joel activates it. It explodes) Mike: Guess it still needs work, What do you think Sirs? [Deep 13] (There is smoke, and pandamonium) Dr. F: Frank get out of my way Voice: I'm not Frank! I'm a Professor...Oh Lawgiver! Frank: Steve, when did you go bald? Voice(2): Unhand me mortal! Female Voice: Observer, what did you do? Observer: Nothing Lawgiver! Dr. F: Mother? Frank: Mrs. F? Pearl: Clayton? What are you doing here? Dr. F: What am I doing here, what are you doing here? (By now the smoke has cleared. Deep 13 is a mess, and elements of Castle Forrester are visible) Frank: I didn't do it. Bobo: Me neither! Dr. F: Joel, this is you fault! Frank, push the button! Bobo: Oooh ooh! Let me, let me! Pearl: Just, SOMEONE! *-*Fwoosh*-* Thus concludes, the 1st part of my 2nd MiSTing. And yes, there are 16 chapters of this epic and hopefully, I'll get through them all. I'd like to thank Disruptor for allowing me to MiST his story. He can be found @ http://home1.gte.net/mathews1/ and reached @ mathews1@gte.net Mystery Science Theater 3000 is copyright Best Brains Inc. Pokemon is Copyright Nintendo, 4Kids Entertainment, TSR / Wizards of the Coast, and is a fun show...even if the chacters are dense. Nick Frame n_framed@yahoo.com http://naraht.iwarp.com "Misty, you might be an expert water Pokémon expert," Brock said. "But, you are a lousy genie."