----- Original Message ----- Crow: Well, I don't know about original... >From: Joel: Read When Preparing Zebra? Tom: Random Work Preaches Zoology.. Crow: Er...uh.. Romeo Wed Princess..aw nuts.. >To: Tom: Dr. F's email addie is jwqirqtd@msn.com? Joel: I don't think so.... >Sent: Monday, April 09, 2001 9:40 PM Crow: Riffed Saturday, May 18, 2001 >Subject: I need your phone # to help your debt problem. [1wyib] Tom: Joel, do we HAVE a debt problem? Joel: Tom, this is unsolicited SPAM, it doesn't have to be relevant > How would you like to take all of your debt, Crow: and turn it into a nice lolly-pop. Tom: huh? >reduce > or eliminate the interest, pay less per month,and Joel: live in the fantasy world of JRR Tolkien! Tom: Lord Of The Rings, comming soon to a theater near you! Crow: Not us... Tom: We'll see it if it stinks.... Crow: Joy... > pay them off sooner? Joel: Or later...we're cool > > We have helped over 20,000 people do just that. > Bots: What? Joel: THAT Bots: Oh > If you are interested, Crow: Nope, it's safe to say we're pretty much bored... >we invite you request our free > information by provide the following information. Joel: Credit card Number, SSN, DL Number... Tom: Hey! I'm suppossed to be the cynical one! > > Full Name: Joel: Joel Robison Crow: Crow T. Robot Tom: Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca The Third. Crow: (Starts Snickering) Tom: Hey! It was Funny! HEY!!! Joel: Boys.... Crow: He means me... > Address: Joel: Sattellite of Love, Outer Space... Tom: Hrmph. I'm not playing. > City: Joel: Tom honey, Crow was just kidding... Crow: No I wasn't > State: Tom: ANGRY! Joel: Crow, do you want a time out...... > Zip Code: Crow: Sorry Tom... > Home Phone: Tom: Hrmph Joel: Tom..Crow said he was sorry... > Work Phone: Tom: oh all right, appology accepted > Best Time to Call: All: NEVER! Crow: But barring that, when we're watching a crummy movie. Joel: ooh, good one > E-Mail Address: Tom: wait a minute, how are we getting this if you don't already HAVE our e-mail address?? Crow: Dr. F. sent it to us... Tom: Oh yeah... > Estimated Debt Size: All: uhh.... > > (All information is kept securely and never > provided to any third party sources) Joel: Unless they pay us a great deal of money. > > This request is totally risk free. > No obligation or costs are incurred. Crow: except we get your 1st born child. Tom: and your soul. > > To unsubscribe please hit reply and send a message with > remove in the subject. Crow: we will then know that your email address IS valid, and sell it to other people so they can spam you! > Joel: That's it, lets get out of here! (Joel grabs Tom, and he and Crow exit.) -------------------------------------------------------------- Thus concludes my 1st MiSTing. I figure, start small, and work you way up. Questions, Comments, Want to MetaMiST? E-Mail n_framed@yahoo.com This is Nick Frame, signing off! Joel, Tom & Crow are Trademarks, related to Mystery Science Theater 3000, which is copywrighted to Best Brains Inc. Thanks You Guys!